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We are pleased to announce that the ticket is active and open to all music lovers!

Now you can book your concert tickets from specialized sites of Arts, Concerts, Festivals, the site of Fnac ->

http://www.fnacspectacles.com/recherche/rechercheRapide.do?search=internationales+de + the + guitar # a1278665715715

and very soon our official website.

You can also buy tickets at the office of IG , located at the following address: Magny Hotel, 3 Rue Collot, 34000 Montpellier.


Here is the list of our partners pre-sales in the region: POINT OF SALE TICKET France




FNAC NIMES GARD
The Dome of HallesRue Agau - BP NIMES CEDEX
145330050 Opening hours: Monday to Friday: 9.30am to 19hSamedi: 9:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Phone: 0825020020

CARREFOUR BEAUCAIRE
Lieu dit GenestetCD 999, BP Beaucaire
12630302 Opening hours: 9am-20h Monday to samediAccueil
Phone: 0466592046

CROSSROADS MKT Bagnols S / CEZE
1-5 ON ROAD NIMES30200 Bagnols CEZE
hours of Open: from 8:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Phone: 0466891721

CARREFOUR NIMES
405 BZS Way of MontpellierBP 703930910 NIMES CEDEX 2
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8.30am - 21HCarrefour
Travel Phone: 0466628384

CARREFOUR NIMES / SOUTH
Highway Arles30000 NIMES
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8.30am - 20H30Accueil
Phone: 0466384848

CARREFOUR UZES
ZAM Bridge Charettes30700 UZES
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 9am - 19H45Accueil
Phone: 0466223031

GEANT CASINO NIMES
ZAC Le Mas de Vignolles
30000 NIMES Phone: 0466277431

HYPER U ALES Bypass
SudAvenue Olivier Serres30100 ALES
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 20h
Phone: 0466522525

SUPER U VIGAN
THE PLACE OF THE MARSHAL JUIN30120 VIGAN
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Phone: 0467812523


SUPER U MARGUERITTES
58 AVENUE CLEMENT ADER30320 MARGUERITTES
Times Open: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Phone: 0466756868

LOZERE

HYPER U MENDE
Mall Heart of LozèreZAC Ramilles48000 MENDEHoraires: Monday to Saturday
: 8h to 20h
Phone: 0466657511

EASTERN PYRENEES-

FNAC PERPIGNAN
For Ladies FrancePlace of Catalogne66000 PERPIGNAN
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 10h to 19h
Phone: 0825020020

CARREFOUR ARGELES SEA
Road Perpignan66700 ARGELES SEA
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 9am to 19:30
Phone: 0468826432
CARREFOUR
PERPIGNAN
Castle RoussillonRoute of Perpignan Canet66028
Hours: Monday to Saturday from 8.30am to 21hServices Financial
Phone: 0468082828

CARREFOUR PERPIGNAN CLAIRA
Route barcarèsBP 1566531 CLAIRA Cedex
Hours: Monday to Saturday : 9:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. (Holidays Carrefour)
Phone: 0468647220
AUDE


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of merBP NARBONNE
10311101 Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8.30am - Financial 20hServices
Phone: 0468903600

GEANT CASINO CARCASSONNE SALVAZA
CC Salvaza CARCASSONNE CEDEX BP 108 011 880
Hours : Monday to Saturday: 9am to 20h
Phone: 0468103420

GEANT CASINO NARBONNE
NarbonneRoute DC 11000 Narbonne
Spain Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 9:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Phone: 0468589400

GEANT ISCED 2 CARCASSONNE
2 AVENUE OF REMEMBRANCE FRANCAIS11000 CARCASSONNE
Hours: Monday to Friday: 9.00am - 19h00samedi: 9:00 - 12h00/14h00 - 17:00
Phone: 0468119400





HERAULT

FNAC
MONTPELLIER MONTPELLIER ctr Cialis Polygone34000
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 9:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Phone: 0825020020

CROSSROADS SLATS
Road CarnonCS 6101534973 SLATS CEDEX
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 10am - 20H (Commercial gallery)
Phone: 0467997074

CROSSROADS MKT BEZIERS
AEZ Pole Méditérannée34420 VILLENEUVE LES BEZIERS
Hours: Monday to Saturday : 9h - 20h
Phone: 0467008720

CROSSROADS MKT RD MEZE
MEZE
61334140 Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Phone: 0467186828

CROSSROADS MKT MONTPELLIER JUSTICE
1454 AV OF THE JUSTICE OF MONTPELLIER CASTELNAU34090
Hours: 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
Phone: 0467024800

CROSSROADS MKT SA Pezenas Pezenas
DISTRIBUTION30 AVENUE VERDUN34120 PEZENAS
Opening hours: Monday from 9:00 to 8:00 p.m. ausamedi
Phone: 0467904350

CARREFOUR SAINT JEAN DE VEDAS
BP 22934434 ST JEAN DE VEDAS
hours of Open: Monday to Saturday: 10am to 20HServices financial
Phone: 0467076300

CARREFOUR SETE / BALARUC
Road SèteBP 234,540 BALARUC OLD
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 9.30 - 20h (Holidays Carrefour)
Phone: 0467187977

CARREFOUR ST CLEMENT DE RIVIERE
Road Ganges34980 ST CLEMENT DE RIVIERE
Times Open: Monday to Saturday: 10h - 19h (Financial Service)
Phone: 0467548888

GEANT CASINO BEZIERS
BIA Montimaran BEZIERS
34535 Hours: 9am-20H
Phone: 0467116400

GEANT CASINO Celleneuve MONTPELLIE
129 Avenue Lodève 34000 MONTPELLIER
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Phone
: 0499773400

GEANT CASINO HWY MONTPELLIE
Avenue du Mas Argelliers 34070 Montpellier
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
Phone: 0467203419

GEANT CASINO Odysséum MONTPELLIER STREET
G. MELLIESZAC OF MONTPELLIER MILLENAIRE34090
Hours: Monday to Saturday:
Phone: 0434352600

HYPER U AGDE
Bd Maurice PacullRN AGDE
11234300 Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8.30 to 20h
Phone: 0467010680

HYPER U CLERMONT HERAULT
Mall Grand Axe34800 CLERMONT HERAULT
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 9am-20h
Phone: 0467884545

THE HYPER U
RN 11334920 THE CRES CRES
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
Phone: 0467876666

INTERMARCHE GELY OF ST CSCF
ZAC DES VAUTESC.C. THE DOORS OF THE AIGOUAL34980 SAINT GELY CSCF
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 09h - 19h30
Phone: 0467848382

SUPER U GANGES GANGES
DISTRICT CALQUIERES34190
Hours: Monday to Thursday: 09:00 - 24:00 et14h30 - 19h00vnedredi and Saturday:
9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.
Phone: 0467738916

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GEANT CASINO ARLES ARLES
Zone Fourchon13200
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 9am-21H
Phone: 0490185400

GEANT CASINO ISTRES
Road Fos sur Mer 13800 Istres
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 8:30 a.m. to 7:45 p.m.
Phone: 0442411400

FNAC AVIGNON
19 Rue république84022 AVIGNON CEDEX
Hours: Monday to Saturday: 10h to 19h
Phone: 0825020020

FNAC THE JUMPER
AVIGNON AVIGNON CENTRE COMMERCIAL NORD84130 THE JUMPER
Opening hours: Monday to Saturday: 10h - 21h
Phone:


ZI CARREFOUR AVIGNON AVIGNON CEDEX 9 105984097 CourtineBP
Opening hours: Monday Saturday: 9am - Financial 20h30Services
Phone: 0490166700

POINT OF SALE TICKET NET

Languedoc Rousillon

ALES
CORA
BP 219 / 30104 ALES Cedex

BÉZIERS
AUCHAN
4 Avenue de la Voie Domitian Montimaran / 34536

CARCASSONNE
CULTURAL SPACE
Zone Alibert / RN 113 / 11000

Carcassonne Carcassonne Carcassonne
CULTURA
Lieu Dit La Ferrauvière - 11000 LES ANGLES


Centre E. Leclerc
CC-WIDE 30,133

THE BOULOU
Center E. LECLERC
RN 9 / 66160 BOULOU
THE CULTURAL SPACE
LIMOUX

Road Carcassone - 11300 MONTPELLIER


Sauramps ODYSSEY
Mall Odysseum / 2, place de Lisboa / CS 410147 / 34060 MONTPELLIER CEDEX 1


MONTPELLIER
AUCHAN
34 CC Road Carnon Plein Sud / 34170 PEROLS

MONTPELLIER MONTPELLIER

VIRGIN
Les Halles Castellane - 34000 Narbonne

Centre E. Leclerc Route
Elysians - 11100 Narbonne


CULTURA NARBONNE
BIA Source Good / 5, Bader Street / 11100 NARBONNE

NIMES NIMES
CULTURA
South Square Area - BIA - Alley Vignolles Mas - 30900 Perpignan


AUCHAN Ave
of Spain / 66028 Perpignan

PERPIGNAN
Centre E. Leclerc
Avenue Victor d'Albi - BP 543-66845

PERPIGNAN
Centre E. Leclerc
2130 Avenue du Languedoc - BP 29917 to 66962

SAINT AUNES
CULTURAL SPACE
CD 112-34130

SETE
AUCHAN
Boulevard Camille Blanc Métairies BP 19 / 34200 SETE

STORES

OPERA AND COMEDY CORUM
PLACE OF COMEDY AND REPUBLICANS WALK OF SPANISH
34000 MONTPELLIER
April 1967 60 19 99

OPERA BERLIOZ
LE CORUM - CHARLES DE GAULLE ESPLANNADE
34 000 MONTPELLIE R

TOURIST OFFICE OF SETE
60 GRAND RUE MARIO ROUSTAN
34200 SETE
April 1967 60 71 71

THE CROUS (Pass'Culture)
STAND DOWN: 2 34000 MONTPELLIER STREET MONTEIL

April 1967 41 50 96
CROPS AND ON THE HOMELESS BOOTH: 06 07 14 27 34

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John Butler Trio - Ocean

Programme "Young Audiences"

Saturday, September 25

Montpellier - Fine Arts / Theatre Boutonnet
Pierre Tabard:

11h - 12h15: "Discovery of the Suzuki method"

the Suzuki method is based the fact that all children have an enormous potential for learning: it is therefore to familiarize the child from the age of 3 years, a musical by a daily listening to music, and to learn music under the same concepts that learning the mother tongue.

11h - 11h30: WORKSHOP "discovery of the violin by the Suzuki method" open to children as young as 3 years.

This workshop will allow young people to understand music in a fun and intuitive.
Listings musicians in advance from the LI SY Paradan 06 60 75 19 36. (Limited availability).

11:30 to 12:15: Concert by students of the Suzuki Music School of Marseille.

September 28 October 2

Montpellier - Celleneuve
Cave Cooperative Celleneuve

Educational workshops for young audiences:

As part of the exhibition, workshops for schools and kindergartens will be proposed by the neighborhood association to ACBK students. The musicians explain their history of the guitar through demonstrations of the instruments on display. Students will accompany the artists with tools at their disposal.
Practical Information: Open daily from 14 to 17 hours

House For All Marie Curie

Exhibition of drawings and paintings :

Since the school year, students in neighborhood schools, in collaboration with musicians and teachers, made drawings and paintings on the theme of the guitar. They will be exposed at home for all.
Open daily from 9 to 12 and 14 to 18 hours

Wednesday, September 29

Montpellier - Near Arena / St Martin
Media Federico Garcia Lorca

10h-12h: Workshop "Discovering the Universe the Violin "

During this interactive workshop, Pierre-Marie Chateauneuf, professional violin maker and facilitator of workshops for children, will present the different facets of his craft and guitar to young people. Through numerous examples and fun way, and he will explain the operation of the instrument, will address the concepts of sound and vibration of the strings and present the different steps in making a guitar.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each participant.






16h30-18h: Spectacle "Spins, Peanuts"

Arustine The duo presents the musical for young audiences: "Pirouettes peanuts." Between songs and parodies
, Bobby Lapointe Nino Ferrer, Charles Trenet to Henry Salvador, this wacky duo invites children aged 5 to 10 years to regain their favorite tunes, re-orchestrated for organ, ukulele, flute, kazoo ...

Friday 1 October

Montpellier - Cévennes / Petit Bard
COLLEGE LAS CAZES

Closed Session for school.

14h-16h: "Discovering the Universe of the Violin"

MARIE PIERRE CHATEAUNEUF college students will present the various facets of the art of violin and guitar. He will explain the operation of the instrument, will address the concepts of sound and vibration of the strings and present the different stages of making a guitar.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each student participant.

16h-17h30: Concert Filentre (Reggae)

FILENTRE was based on his past experiences to shape his own musical style: at the crossroads of roots, hip hop and pop songs, he composes songs on which he places texts committed but still positive. Accompanied on stage by her five acolytes, the energy he displays in his shows is certainly contagious for the audience.
The concert will be followed by a meeting between artists and students.

Montferrier Lez on
HALL DEVEZOU

Closed Session for school.

14h-16h: educational show about the guitar

Sylvie Roux, guitar teacher, will host a show for children of primary school Montferrier on Lez. Tuesday, October 5



Montpellier - Figuerolles
THEATRE IN FLAMES

Sessions reserved for school.

10 h and 14 h 30: The Concert educational Brassens I RELAND
Montpellier
This trio will perform a selection of covers of the most beautiful songs of Georges Brassens, cooked the way folk and traditional Irish Chili sauce rock blues.
These concerts will be followed by a discussion with students about topics chosen upstream (Brassens, the interpretation of his lyrics and his music etc.).

Wednesday, October 6

Castries
LIBRARY Giroud

Projection cartoon "Catfish Blues"

This cartoon immerses children into the world of blues 30s.

Synopsis: State of Mississippi, 1930. Theodore Roosevelt, aka Baby President, is a dreamy boy of 12 who has a great passion, the blues, we then considered the devil. His uncle Eddie himself is a blues player and offers one day the boy a guitar that he never left and it is therefore called Catfish King. Friday, October 8



Grabels
SCHOOL MUSICAL FRANCINE NORDLAND

14h-16h: Workshop "Discovering the Universe of the Violin"

The craftsman guitar maker, Jean-Paul Le Bon, will present the various facets Trades violin. He will discuss the operation of the acoustic guitar. How the sound field develops in and around the guitar? The procedure for the realization of the instrument, the wood used, description of the different parts of the instrument will be the themes developed during this intervention.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each student participant.

14h-16h: Workshop Introduction to Guitar

In parallel with the demonstration of violin students will discover and learn about the guitar: activities offered by the professors of the municipal school of music Grabels. 16h-16h45

: Demonstration of guitarist Gino OF ZARLO Auditorium

In this demonstration for students in elementary school and School of Music, Gino Zarlo (co - founder of Il Canto Italiano) will highlight, among other things, the technique in which he excels: the Finger-picking (technique that involves striking the strings with fingertips, while pursuing harmony). Saturday, October 9


Montpellier - Comedy

CORUM

14h-17h: Introductory Course on guitar
Sylvie Roux will address the themes of the game and the sound of the guitar (acoustic, electro-acoustic and electric). This introduction gives students a vision of the key aspects of the instrument and can interact with a professional passionate guitar.

Free registration required - Please bring your guitar.



Montpellier Sunday, October 10 - Comedy
CORUM

10h-12h: Introductory Course on guitar
Sylvie Roux will address the themes of the game and the sound of the guitar (acoustic, electro-acoustic and electric). This introduction gives students a vision of the key aspects of the instrument and can interact with a professional passionate guitar.

Free registration required - Please bring your guitar. Tuesday, October 12


Montpellier - Figuerolles
THEATRE IN FLAMES

Sessions reserved for school.

10h and 14h30: Oh Mama Oh, Show aquamusical (6 months to 5 years)

Designed specifically for toddlers, this musical based on eleven original songs by Georges Nounou, tells in a poetic journey of initiation a little fish soap dish that escapes through the pipe from the tub. Music, an essential element of the show, playing sounds, objects and colors allows children to immerse themselves in a fun and stimulating emotional environment.
Distribution: Daniele Temstet and Georges Nounou



Wednesday, October 13
Saint Jean de Vedas

CHAI'S TERRAL

14h-16h: "Discovering the Universe of the Violin" - en Verlaine

all public workshop will discover the secrets of the guitar, through the intervention of professional luthier Pierre-Marie Chateauneuf. What wood and tools are used in violin? How does a guitar and how is it made? ... So many questions and issues to be fully explained and illustrated.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each participant.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each participant. Entry Free

14h-16h: Music Quiz games and animations - room "Chimneys"

This quiz was proposed by the music industry Mediatheque Jules Verne will allow children to test their knowledge about musical entertainment and enjoyable.



16h-17h: Discovering the Guitar - en Verlaine

BOISSET Pierre, professor at the School of Music in Saint Jean de Vedas, offer children an interactive demonstration of guitar. This exchange is followed by a demonstration of the class of Peter BOISSET guitar.

Pignan
LIBRARY STATION

14h-16h: Workshop "Discovering the Universe of the Violin"

all public workshop will discover the secrets of the guitar, through the intervention of professional luthier Pierre-Marie Chateauneuf. What wood and tools are used in violin? How does a guitar and how is it made? ... So many questions and issues to be fully explained and illustrated.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each participant.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each participant. Free admission Thursday, October 14


Mosson

Sessions reserved for school. THE COLLEGE

Garrigues

14h and 15h: "Discovering the Universe of the Violin" (45 minute session)

In this workshop, MARIE PIERRE CHATEAUNEUF college students will present the various facets of the art of violin making and guitar. Through numerous examples and entertaining way, he will explain the operation of the instrument, will address the concepts of sound and vibration of the strings and present the different steps in making a guitar.
A fun and educational booklet will be given to each student participant.


16h: Showcase Project Mallen This duo

Montpellier occur during a showcase acoustic opportunity to showcase their repertoire two guitars voice, blending jazz-influenced, groove, blues, pop rock, all decorated with slide guitar and vocal percussion sampled in Direct.

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Festival GIs is looking for volunteers for the period August 20 to October 16, 2010 ! If you are motivated, dynamic, with a taste for musical fiesta, meeting with artists backstage, contact us by mail: marion@les-ig.com or by phone: 0467 66 36 55 !!

Hurry, because it is only one week! We look forward to your nominations!

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INTERNATIONAL WORKSHOP ON THE GUITAR

courses and master classes

Saturday 9 - Sunday, October 10, 2010

Le Corum - Montpellier

For its fifteenth edition, the Festival's International Guitar Montpellier organizes workshops and master class guitar on Saturday 9 and Sunday, October 10 at the Corum in Montpellier. These courses provide an opportunity for every guitarist to learn a new musical genre, or improve your skills by learning about other playing techniques: moments of sharing experiences, the workshops will be open on practice.

Alongside these workshops will be held at The Corum International Exhibition of Violin Making, which will host the finest guitar luthiers European and will be accompanied by demonstrations and concerts.

A beautiful weekend in perspective, then, for all aspiring guitarists, musicians savvy, or just curious!

Program:

MASTER CLASS OF CLASSICAL GUITAR WITH ASSAD BROTHERS

Saturday, October 9

and14h to 16h

Corum - Montpellier

Target: guitarists

Rate: 50 euros for participants / 15 euros for listeners

Sergio and Odair Assad, figures of excellence in classical guitar, will share time in a day all the finesse of their game Accustomed from childhood producing concerts as a duo, this pair of talented guitarists offers a rare connivance and complicity, which will guide you through a classical tunes to tango inspired by their Brazilian culture.

GYPSY GUITAR COURSE WITH PASCAL Corriu

Saturday 09 and Sunday, October 10

From 10h to 12h and 14h to 17h

Corum - Montpellier

Target: guitarists

Price: 70 euros for participants (2 days)

Discover the fine art of the gypsy guitar during a full course run by Pascal Corriu, you will learn the basic theory, intervals and notes characteristic of the Gypsy guitar! This guitarist recognized regional guide you through the world of Django Reinhardt and Improvisations, harmony, rhythm and plans will be discussed! Swing Manouche will (Almost) secret for you ...

STAGE OF ROCK GUITAR WITH THIERRY JUMPER

Saturday 09 and Sunday, October 10

10am to 12pm and from 14h to 17h

Corum - Montpellier

Target: guitarists

Price: 70 euros for participants (2 days)

Thierry Pontet practice the guitar for almost forty years. He plays guitar Lag which he was the master show for ten years. During his travels and stays in the U.S. and Europe, it has explored all the intricacies of rock . His musical experiments have also led to an interest in exotic ranges of all kinds, to lead to an explosive mixture: combine the metal to world music. What matters at this stage to rock.

STAGE OF JAZZ GUITAR WITH GERARD Pansanel

Saturday 09 and Sunday, October 10

From 10h to 12h and 14h to 17h

Corum - Montpellier

Target: guitarists

Price: 70 euros for participants (2 days)

guitarist and composer Gerard Pansanel occupies the international jazz for nearly 25 years, his experience, this outstanding musician of Languedoc-Roussillon will share techniques jazz guitar, through a work of jazz improvisation structures typical of the work groove and analysis of compositions.

COURSE IN INTRODUCTION TO THE GUITAR FOR CHILDREN WITH SYLVIE ROUX

Saturday, October 9th from 14h to 16h

Sunday, October 10 from 10am to 12pm

Corum - Montpellier

Target: Children

Price: Free (registration required)

Sylvie Roux address the problems of the game and the sound of the guitar (acoustic, electro-acoustic and electric) bill related to this instrument. The complementarity of these two courses can offer students a vision of the key aspects of the guitar, to understand the needs of guitarists, and above all enables a fruitful exchange with a large professional passionate guitar.

Hours:

Stages: 9 to 10 October, 10h-12h and 14h-17h

Master Class: October 9, 10h and 14h-12h 16h-

Rates:

Stage 1 Day: € 35

Stage 2 Days: € 70

Master Class 1 Day: € 50

INFORMATION AND RESERVATIONS:

The International Guitar - Magny Hotel - 3 rue Collot - 34000 Montpellier - France

t. +33 (0) 4 67 66 36 55 - www.les-ig.com - elsa@les-ig.com

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